You know us, at Objet Papier, we love nothing but exploring the links between paper and digital, between the fabulous virtual universe that offers so many possibilities and the greatness of physical shaped objects. For this new issue that celebrates the 30th anniversary of the World Wide Web Tim Berners-Lee wove it in 1989 in Geneva. , we asked our engineers to bring our philosophy to its climax.
That’s how they created this amazing Unidentified Coded Object that you hold now in your hands. Bring your surfboard and go meet the vast worlds of the Internets! You will discover curious traditions, hard technics and fascinating characters. You may come across the soul and the skeleton of our label, but always while having fun! Here and there, codes and binary references will guide you on the web of knowledge.

Icing on the cake, by participating in the realization of your own magazine, you have taken your first steps in the world of CSS Print! Well done! You have gone through all the steps to create your own Print-it copy!
We coded a book, you printed a website! And if you feel like a deep adventurer, you can personalize it with your own headings and creations. The most curious will make their own entire magazine and will be able to participate fully in the great reconciliation of digital and physical worlds.

Farewell on your reading journey.

Aquarius, stop hiding yourself away from the outside world so you can buff up on podcasts. It’s 2019 and podcast is the new cool. We are waiting for you, the stars have aligned and it’s time for you to join the podcast game. You have things to stay, to show and, god help us, sing. Do it. We can’t wait to hear your take on Kim Kardashian’s latest fashion faux-pas, and who won’t love your views on the sexual misdemeanours of platypuses.

My dear Pisces, chasing retweet after retweet, seeking the wittiest, most poignant word, waiting for your instagram to take off, desperate for your ‘likes’ counter to launch you into the influencer-stratosphere. What if instead of seeking recognition from others you were to make yourself laugh first ?

As 2019’s whistleblower, you still frantically share “wake up” videos, forcing your opinions on any unsuspecting coworker who happens to walk by the work coffee machine in an attempt to open their eyes to the nonsense of single-use coffee stirrers. You are noble, Aries, but don’t forget to indulge in human kind once in a while. Pete can be a vegetarian and still wear leather jackets. Humans embody the very meaning of ‘contradiction’ (and ‘bad fashion choices’), as do you. Also, stop bragging about how many TED videos you watch if you want to keep your friends.

Taurus, you dream of a cosy flat (with affordable mortgage), cycling in the countryside (safely) and netflix accompanied by a tomato and mozzarella salad (low fat). Let me tell you Taurus that swiping ‘yes’ on the youngest tinder profile, dreaming about ariana grande (or Jack Gyllenhaal), all with your hand down your pants, isn’t going to get you there. Drop this romantic facade and accept your consumerist nature, otherwise free yourself from these pre-constructed desires that you, yourself, never question.

Heterosexual, monogamous, and cisgender : as a libertarian free spirit, you wish you could connect with the great speeches on gender freedom and sexuality, all whilst being a part of the great walk to end all genders. You will never admit it but medically assisted reproduction gives you chicken skin. Furthermore, people waving rainbow flags and shouting “A mama, a llama”, stating that their gender shouldn’t be denoted by what exists between their legs, brings your entire being into question. Relax, you’ve been taught that this phallus/uterus was your main asset and ultimately determines your social status.

Social media is like life, you tweet quicker than your shadow. The problem is, whilst we forget half the bullshit that comes out of your mouth, the internet stores it forever. Who knows, you might need one day to be forgotten. So at least give yourself a chance by not saturating the internet with your base opinions that we’ll just scroll over anyway.

What would you rather: an anonymous life, or to be know remembered in a legendary meme? There’s only one possible answer for someone so gifted with common sense. The problem is that everything else points to your face ending up on a mug, t-shirt or mouse mat. If you didn’t choose the “meme” destiny, beware of smartphones, street survey camera crews, and those so called friends who tag your in their stories.